Kantoi So What? (parody of Kantoi by Zee Avi)

Semalam you call I, I tak answer
I dah kata I keluaq pergi dinner
Yang you call jugak tu pasai apa
Kan dah terbukti hang ni tak paham bahasa

You pot-pet, you pot-pet and you bla-bla
Hari tu memang btoi I gi tengok bola
Sapa suruh you sampai lambat sangat
Tetiba mengamok cam pompuan gila

I explain I explain you no listen
You ketegag you memang tak mau dengaq
Memang btoi kat gym,phone I silent
Sebab I suka diganggu orang macam you

Aduiyaai sayang, jangan la jeles
You do know I need my freedom too
Everything we do
Is always about you
Friends you tak suka I? Dulik apa aku.

I tried my best to give my apology
She told that it’s the end of the story
She expect I untuk nangeh setiap malam
Tapi, she dono I got sparepart...

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I Wont Wait For You (parody of Elliott Yamin's Wait For You)

[Verse 1]
I’ve never ran furthest in my life this before
Now I’m beating you
You’re so mad you wish you could kick me to the floor
You know that I’m the best and I shall beat the rest
Put all the runners in a mess
I trained so hard
I know that I can stand a chance
You train oso too you oso think you could stand a chance
And all my sweat they keep running down my face
Today is my day

[Bridge]
So, I put up my gear and I run and run
Then go peace to the camera
And I look behind, seeing you’re also on the run
Aiyo! Just go pi blah la!

[Chorus]
So, dude I won’t wait for you
I’m number one, you’re number two
You know you can never potong me
I’ll never be a loser in my life
Dude, I won’t wait for you
You’re so slow, you know it too
I see the gold medal on my neck
Even if you drop dead, I won’t wait for you

[Verse 2]
It’s been a long time since you lost to me
Imma make you go crazy
I put up my Nike vest
And my Puma shoes
Hell, I’m the best at INTEC
I drank two cans of Red Bull before I came here
Told my lecturer I’m sick so he can post pone the class
You keep looking at me, you wanna beat me
I’ll send you packing

[Bridge]
Days before, I went jogging at Tasik Shah Alam
The chicks there ain’t that bad
Still I jog and jog and my stamina increased
I’m in the best shape I’ve ever had

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
I train like hell until tercabut lutut
But Doctor PK made it good
I ketak my bone here and ketak my bone there
Cuz I wanna run again

Dude, I won’t wait for you
Dude, I won’t wait for you
No matter what happens to you

[Chorus]

Dey, I won’t wait lah